FLOATING ACCOUNTANT

Here are some accounting puns and jokes: 

• It’s accrual world.

• Be audit you can be.

• What does an accountant say when boarding a train? Mind the GAAP.

• Why don’t skunks have to pay taxes? Because they only have one scent.

• How does an accountant stay out of debt? He learns to act his wage.

• Make every day account.

• Excel at everything.

• Accounting is a career for smart assets.

• I have a great assets.